Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons -or- Ways To Tell You've Been In the Bush For Awhile

First, the pictures:








Actually, I'm not sure how much more needs to be said. The snow wasn't quite moist enough, so I had to bring a bucket of snow inside to allow it to warm up and become a little sticky so that I could make these abominable creations. Have I mentioned I really loved Calvin & Hobbes as a kid?