Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Some enchanted "meme"ing

Well, since Trouble insists I complete her meme, I will.

Rules are as follows: "Here are the rules: Each player of this game starts with the 'six weird things about me' blog post. People who get tagged need to write their own six weird things post and state the rules clearly. At the end of the post, tag six more people and don’t forget to leave a comment on their blog to tell them they have been tagged and tell them to read your blog."

1. Physical abnormalities: I'm a lefty who does a lot of stuff with his right hand (not that uncommon); my eyes change colour; there is a yellow corona around my pupil; I sneeze when exposed to bright sunlight.

2. Cultural abnormalities (i.e. ways I am different from the cultural norm in North America): This seems to consist of a lot of "I don't..."s. I don't drink alcohol or coffee (try to stay away from caffeine in general), I don't watch television, I certainly don't do drugs, I don't smoke. Hmm...reading this, I seem like I must be a very negative person!

3. Mental abnormalities: Where to begin? I sing songs incessently, especially prompted by words or phrases in normal conversation that bring to mind oldies. I am an incorrigible punster (do not incorridge). I have a fondness for fabulous felines (and get flustered around flirtatious females). If you couldn't tell, I also have an ardor for alliteration, almost an addiction.

4. Abnormal hobbies: First and foremost, would be distance running, letting neither rain nor snow, nor excessive heat or cold to keep me from my shoes. Then there's memorizing lyrics to songs (such as Modern Major General. I'm working on the periodic table of the elements song, as well as the alliterative monologue from "V for Vendetta").

5. Abnormal career: I am a geologist. Although that seems pretty normal to me, many people perceive it as something of an odd profession, and me as odd for choosing to be a part of it. I don't know many people who would voluntarily spend half or more of the year away from home, in a camp with a dozen people at most, working seven days a week. The world takes all kinds.

6. Miscellaneous oddities: some of these may fall into other categories, but I don't care. I'm quite comfortable sleeping on the floor (or pretty much anywhere). I used to eat sandwiches made from onion 'n' garlic chips and honey. My favourite movies both feature characters named "Elwood". There! Is that enough?

Anyway, I will tag some of the more inactive bloggers I know, like Karl (who probably won't fill this out), his lovely wife Meg, Julia, a certain Mr. Reed, his lovely wife Maryanne (hardly an inactive blogger, I know) and last, but certainly not least, the ever cromulent Ky!

Postcard from Uncle Traveling Matt

Dear Gobo,

It has been almost a month since I wrote to you last, so I thought it high-time to send you another postcard from the outer space!

When last I left off, I was in one of their "cities" known as "Re-gina". I spent the weekend there, and even found another Fraggle, named Christine! I got together with some silly creatures at a wonderful place, where other foolish silly creatures bring you food in exchange for some scraps of paper, or even just borrowing little pieces of plastic! I ate well that day!

I then went to a building where the silly creatures gather once a week to worship their God. It seemed like there were a disproportionate number of ancient silly creatures there; I could only conclude that this must be a privilege reserved for the very old.

After that, I'm not sure what happened, because I found myself in a land with snow higher than my head! I didn't like it there very much, even though some of it melted. I got dropped into one of these snowbanks, and it took me weeks to tunnel my out of it! I managed to stow away on a large white beast and was thankful to see the amount of the snow diminishing.

I found a nice hole to rest in for a few days, when suddenly I was whicked off again to another "city"! There were hundreds of silly creatures there, and they gathered in a large building twice per day. All they seemed to do is stand up and sit down at random intervals, and make a lot of noise. It was horrible! (Note from the editor: it was actually really good!) After a few days of this, I was taken back to the "city" they call "S'skutoon".

I woke this morning to see that, somehow, the snow had tracked me down! There wasn't much of it, but this snow must be a scout for the larger mass I left behind. I fear for us all, if the snow comes to find us!

I miss Fraggle Rock, nephew Gobo. I hope to see you again soon!